Sex. Religion. Politics. Bacon.
Apple pie — Tart Granny Smiths, slightly softened by oven-cooking and spiced with a lick of cinnamon, paired well with a lattice crust made of bacon. It was tricky to cut, but kitchen shears did the trick. Bacon crumbled into the filling. Bacon sprinkled on top of a regular pie crust would probably produce a better, but less photogenic, version.