RSSA Blog By Cartoonist David Fitzsimmons

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Study: Nation relieved Super Bowl to give millions of dull alpha males safe and meaningless conversation topic for weeks

January 28, 2015 6:00 pmLoading…

Fitz: Kurds liberate Kobani form ISIL with U.S. aerial coalition support

Fitz: Kurds liberate Kobani form ISIL with U.S. aerial coalition support

May God speed and protect the American coalition forces that flew 700 missions against ISIL, assisting the Kurds in their tenacious liberation of Kobani this week.

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…

Fitz: TUSD to put middle schoolers armed with pepper spray in local high school

Fitz: TUSD to put middle schoolers armed with pepper spray in local high school

Tucson Unified School District in a bold move to raise revenues will be placing middle school students in a TUSD high school, armed only with pepper spray and day-glo safety helmets. The children will be accompanied by a "Survivor" film crew …

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…

Fitz: Sniping

Fitz: Sniping

American Sniper: A popular cinematic treat about a beloved soldier who sniped over a hundred men, women and children he privately considered sub-human savages, people who made the error of defending their sectarian interests from a misguided …

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…

Ducey speaks

Ducey speaks

What I wouldn't give for rational, reasoning leadership. Misty-eyed Governor Ducey believes the corporate tax cuts need a chance to work in spite of abundant evidence such tax cuts only stimulate the economies of amoral corporations and their…

January 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Je suis Charlie

Je suis Charlie

We are all Charlie. Every joke teller, class clown, comedian, preacher and crank.

January 07, 2015 6:00 pm Photos

Photos

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"An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!"

"An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of  "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!"

Dave Fitzsimmons presents "An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of  "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!" performed live at the Rialto Theater in downtown Tucson Saturday, December 20th, at 2 P.M.. You are invite…

December 07, 2014 6:00 amLoading…

The Fitzsimmons Family Thanksgiving Prayer

The Fitzsimmons Family Thanksgiving Prayer

Four hours and seven minutes ago our family brought forth on this table a Thanksgiving dinner, conceived in our kitchen, and dedicated to the proposition that all relatives are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great war of serving spo…

November 26, 2014 11:00 amLoading…

An oldie but goodie: The mystery of the missing Thanksgiving

An oldie but goodie: The mystery of the missing Thanksgiving

The dame handed me a shopping list and rubbed her wedding ring like she was rubbing a genie’s lamp. I set down my detective work, rolled back from my desk and said, “Your wish is my command, kitten.”

November 23, 2014 6:00 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Good election news

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Good election news

November 05, 2014 7:00 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Right to suffer

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Right to suffer

Here's one for the syndicate.

November 04, 2014 10:15 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: We, the Billionaires

Fitz Cartoon Extra: We, the Billionaires

Here's one for the syndicate.

October 30, 2014 10:15 amLoading…

Fitz Headlines of the Week

Fitz Headlines of the Week

Your Headlines of the Week:

September 28, 2014 8:00 amLoading…

Fitz wants your students to speak out

Fitz wants your students to speak out

Election 2014: We want Arizona's students to weigh in on education

September 24, 2014 9:30 amLoading…

Fitz: Comedy for a cause

Fitz: Comedy for a cause

Join me this Sunday at the Fox as I perform and host a wonderful night of comedy-- Stand Up to Stop Violence ---raising funds for Emerge! Center against domestic abuse--featuring Jimmy Kimmel's sister, the hilarious Jill Bryan, funny man head…

September 17, 2014 9:30 amLoading…

Fitz: ISIS' strategy

Fitz: ISIS' strategy

Here's one for the syndicate.

September 11, 2014 6:15 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon: Joan Rivers

Fitz Cartoon: Joan Rivers

September 04, 2014 6:00 pmLoading…

Fitz: Breaking News out of Ukraine

Fitz: Breaking News out of Ukraine

Bulletins from Ukraine are pouring in

August 28, 2014 9:30 amLoading…

Fitz: 12 Thoughts on the Arizona Vote

Fitz: 12 Thoughts on the Arizona Vote

Random musings on the election

August 27, 2014 8:00 amLoading…

Video: Accept the ALS challenge

Video: Accept the ALS challenge

Fitz challenges TPD Chief Villaseñor, Mayor Rothschild and Attorney Elliot Glicksman to get damp.

August 26, 2014 7:52 amLoading…

Fitz: This just in--Your crockpot of headline humor for the day

Fitz: This just in--Your crockpot of headline humor for the day

Jokes for the week of August 19th.

August 19, 2014 8:00 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Ferguson

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Ferguson

Here's one for the syndicate.

August 18, 2014 4:00 pmLoading…

Fitz: NRA regrets call, "to arm every citizen in Ferguson against jackbooted thugs"

Fitz: NRA regrets call, "to arm every citizen in Ferguson against jackbooted thugs"

Fitzwire--Wayne LaPierre, President of the National Rifle Association, called a press conference this morning to revise his earlier remarks regarding the the situation in Ferguson, Missouri. "When we encouraged very citizen in Ferguson to arm…

August 18, 2014 9:00 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Gaza

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Gaza

August 06, 2014 4:00 pmLoading…

About this blog

David Fitzsimmons is the Star's editorial cartoonist.

To reach Fitz call 520-573-4234 (office) or email him at tooner@tucson.com.

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