Jokes for the week of August 19th.
Here's one for the syndicate.
Wayne LaPierre, executive vice-president of the National Rifle Association of America withdraws earlier comments about the situation in Ferguson, Missouri, asking the press, "How would I know they were black?"
Fitzwire--Wayne LaPierre, President of the National Rifle Association, called a press conference this morning to revise his earlier remarks regarding the the situation in Ferguson, Missouri. "When we encouraged very citizen in Ferguson to arm…
Jokes to help you through your week
Enjoy an evening of all-new satire, humor and cartoon fun with Arizona Daily Star Editorial Cartoonist David Fitzsimmons!
The King of Monsters rides Tucson's king of the streets
NASA crosses its fingers, Tucson's modern streetcar is due to launch tomorrow morning
Fred Roger's amazing role in the development of Tucson's streetcar is revealed
Tennessee William's startling links to Tucson's streetcar are uncovered
The Old Pueblo Trolley receives a pep talk from a former driver who wishes to remain anonymous that the historic vehicle is still loved.
We examine the story behind reports the Old Pueblo Trolley is depressed
Local television crime reporter Lupita Murillo relaxes in the living room of the home she made entirely of crime scene tape collected over the years.
Lupita Murillo, KVOA's local television crime reporter, recently revealed she lives in a home made entirely of crime scene tape which the glamorous and intrepid journalist built herself.
Fitzwire--Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeau today announced he will be leaving law enforcement to become a full time events planner for the Tea Party. "It got to where I was spending so much time planning political rallies I thought why not do…
Fitzwire--Arizona Republican congressional candidate Adam Kwasman, who mistook a YMCA bus for a school bus full of migrant children, today is calling for the inspection of all YMCA buses by the U.S. Border Patrol.
Fitzwire--Today in Anaheim, California, anti-immigration protesters from Arizona overran the "It's a small world " ride at the Disneyland theme park when it was rumored to be carrying undocumented immigrant children from Central America. Led …
Anti-immigration protesters from Arizona interrupt the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, Calif.
This cartoon is for the syndicate. I thought you'd enjoy it.
This is one I drew for the syndicate. I thought you'd enjoy it.