Fitz Blog: 5-Second Editorial

2013-10-23T12:00:00Z Fitz Blog: 5-Second EditorialDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Dear Barack:

When I went to your site this morning this I was disappointed to find the following warning:
"We're sorry. The site is under reconstruction. If you aren't redirected to in 5 seconds then click on "Ask a Republican" at for healthcare assistance."
As I see it your website,, faces two problems to overcome:
1. The computer bugs in the system.
2. The Tea Party mice gnawing on the Ethernet cables.
For the mice problem I suggest cats.
For the computer glitches I have the answer.When I have computer problems I ask my kids. Turn the healthcare website over to Sasha and Malia, let them stay up late and offer to raise their allowance.



P.S. I'm fine. I have Robitussin.

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