Dear Barack:

When I went to your site this morning this I was disappointed to find the following warning:
 
"We're sorry. The www.HealthCare.gov site is under reconstruction. If you aren't redirected to www.Take2AspirinAndCallMeintheMorning.gov in 5 seconds then click on "Ask a Republican" at www.DropDead.com for healthcare assistance."
 
As I see it your website, HealthCare.gov, faces two problems to overcome:
1. The computer bugs in the system.
2. The Tea Party mice gnawing on the Ethernet cables.
 
For the mice problem I suggest cats.
 
For the computer glitches I have the answer.When I have computer problems I ask my kids. Turn the healthcare website over to Sasha and Malia, let them stay up late and offer to raise their allowance.

Yours,

David

P.S. I'm fine. I have Robitussin.