Arizona State University students began voting Monday for a new mascot. The updated version of “Sparky”, resembling the masked character from “V for Vendetta”, was rejected because he looked too intelligent. The online ballot features the following 10 choices:

  1. Sparky the Firebug
  2. Spunky the Toad
  3. Hellboy’s Pet Gibbon
  4. Lucifer’s Lepus
  5. Satan’s Prison Candy
  6. Count Clueless
  7. Goofy
  8. Baron Butterfingers
  9. The Diabolical Cloven-footed Lummox
  10. Some Devil