Fitz Blog: Binders

2012-10-17T10:37:00Z 2015-02-03T11:08:07Z Fitz Blog: BindersDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star
October 17, 2012 10:37 am  • 

Mitt Romney said," Bring me binders full of ______________."

a) notes from my remedial math class

b) women

c) the names of workers to lay off. I'm feeling frisky.

d) brochures from offshore tax shelters because this is a great day for haven shopping.

e) details about my tax plan before Election Day and I'll have to have you killed.

f) my old income tax returns. I need a chuckle.

g) President Clinton's women

h) Big Bird's expenditures for the last quarter

i) fake birth certificates

j) ideas from the Bush administration

k) women who need an abortion counseling visit from me

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