Fitz Blog: Book beat

2013-03-12T10:15:00Z 2015-02-03T11:34:23Z Fitz Blog: Book beatDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star

Palin to pen new book

The literary moment we’ve all been waiting for: Sarah Palin announced plans to to write a Christmas Book. The 15-titles she is considering are:

  1. The Hockey mom's guide to hunting, gutting and skinning reindeer
  2. Frosty the Snowman and the climate change weirdos
  3. Venison the smoked reindeer
  4. A Palin Christmas tale: There’s no room at this Inn for transients
  5. I can see New Year’s from here
  6. All I want for Christmas is some lipstick for my pit bull
  7. The little girl who used to be somebody
  8. Katie Couric’s stocking full of coal
  9. The Polar Express: another Government subsidized boondoggle to nowhere
  10. T’was the night before the election and I was freakin’ out
  11. Baby Jesus and the muslim terrorists
  12. In defense of Ebeneezer Scrooge
  13. Mr.Chainsaw and the Christmas Trees
  14. Goodnight Wasilla

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