Earth: You forgot Earth Day! Again!
Moon: Dude! I completely forgot!
Earth: You and the whole solar system.
Moon: Lighten up dude. The whole world doesn’t revolve around you.
Earth: Oh yeah? You revolve around me, Mister Moon.
Moon: I’m totally kidding, dude. I didn’t forgot! I got you a card. I found it in the Birthday section between Sympathy and Asteroids’ Birthdays. Sorry it's a day late, but in geological time...
Earth: You remembered! Thanks, moon. And a cake! Made of Moon Pies! You’re the best moon ever.
Moon: Better than Titan or Phobos?
Earth: Absolutely. Thanks.
Moon: You’re welcome. Make an Earth Day wish.
Moon: Blow out the candles.
Earth: Now what? Is a Greenpeace activist going to jump out the cake? Do I get the carbon tax I’ve been hoping for?
Moon: In a Jovian leap year. Hey! Lighten up. You don’t look a day over 4.5 billion years old!
Earth: Very funny. Here have a piece.
Moon: Thanks. You know what they say, dude. 5 billion is the new 30! What did you wish for?
Earth: To get the monkeys off my back. 23 million years of evolution and Honey Boo Boo is their zenith. What I wouldn't give for smarter parasites. They're fleas with thumbs, moon. Ticks with wallets."Users”, dude. You think you have a dark side? You should see these jokers.
Moon: I see them every night. Come on. In a million years they'll be gone. Happy day after Earth Day, buddy.
Earth: Thanks for the card and cake.
Moon: Catch you on the other side.