Fitz Blog: Headline of the day

2013-01-28T12:00:00Z Fitz Blog: Headline of the dayDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star
January 28, 2013 12:00 pm  • 

True Headline: Iran sends monkey into space. Top 8 variations:

  1. Iran sends monkey into space, punished for mocking Ahmadinejad during visit to National Zoo
  2. Iran sends monkey into space, Iranian scientists laud world’s most advanced monkey catapult
  3. Iran sends monkey into space, asks International Space Station crew for asylum
  4. Iran sends monkey into space, lost over Syria, armed with nuclear banana
  5. Iran sends monkey into space, North Korea sends Dear Leader into Sea of Japan
  6. Iran sends monkey into space, tin cup, accordion lost
  7. Iran sends monkey into space, kitten next
  8. Iran sends monkey into space, Mossad behind last minute manned flight switch

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