Fitz Blog: Herr Bieber

2013-04-14T14:00:00Z 2015-02-03T11:34:44Z Fitz Blog: Herr BieberDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star

Famed historian/philosopher turned entertainer, Justin Bieber, visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, and signed the museum’s guestbook, inscribing the following profound thought about the world famous Holocaust victim:

“Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”

The museum staff thoughtfully erased the part where Justin added,”But that dork Hitler? If he bought a ticket to my concert I'd show up extra late. And word, Adolf, I want my monkey back. The customs officials here are like such total Nazis."

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