Fitz blog Art:How Hot is it?

How hot is it? It's so hot the Sabino Canyon glacier is receding. It's so hot my evaporative cooler evaporated. It's so hot all of the Eskimos left town. It’s so hot I couldn’t think of any more jokes so I asked my Facebook friends,”how hot is it?”

Do you have a "How hot is it?" joke to share?

It's so hot that when we got back from lunch and the boss said it's 115, I didn't know if he was talking about the time or the temperature!

--Mark Rubin

It's so hot the environmentalist made friends with freon.

--Robin Hoover

It's so hot yo' mamma has to iron her pants on the driveway! Oh. Wait. Mixed up my joke genres.

--Frank Field

It's so hot that if it rained right now, it would become steam before hitting the ground!

--Lawrence Fuller

It's so hot...I saw a Gila Monster hitchhiking with a sign that said "ALASKA".

--Shari Scott

It's so hot that the egg hard-boiled in my hand before I could crack the shell and fry it on the sidewalk! It's so hot that my ex-wife says she's hot.

--Tom Sanders

It's so hot that I actually have an emotional connection with my air conditioner. It completes me.

--Ryan Brown

It’s so hot people from Yuma no longer vacation here.

--Mark Bahti

It’s so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking. It’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omlette!

--Bert Shetler

It's so hot that I am still thankful the devil has that restraining order against me because it could be hot as hell.

--Adriana Chairez

It's so hot that Agua Caliente Canyon was renamed Muy Caliente...

--Bruce Evans

It's so hot that Finger Rock seems to be flipping us off.

--Rod McLeod

It's so hot I spotted a Republican state lawmaker renting "An Inconvenient Truth" at Casa Video (hey, someone had to go there).

--Sean Fitzpatrick

It's so hot that six jalapenos spontaneously combusted while waiting for a northbound trolley.

--Jim Purdy

It's so hot that I just saw a bum with a sign that said "Will work for shade"

--Jim Oliphant

It's so hot and still the fat won't melt from my thighs...

--Mary Albert

It's hot enough to make the age-related hot flashes even worse.

--Peggy Hooley Szymeczek