How hot is it? It's so hot the Sabino Canyon glacier is receding. It's so hot my evaporative cooler evaporated. It's so hot all of the Eskimos left town. It’s so hot I couldn’t think of any more jokes so I asked my Facebook friends,”how hot is it?”
Do you have a "How hot is it?" joke to share?
It's so hot that when we got back from lunch and the boss said it's 115, I didn't know if he was talking about the time or the temperature!
It's so hot the environmentalist made friends with freon.
It's so hot yo' mamma has to iron her pants on the driveway! Oh. Wait. Mixed up my joke genres.
It's so hot that if it rained right now, it would become steam before hitting the ground!
It's so hot...I saw a Gila Monster hitchhiking with a sign that said "ALASKA".
It's so hot that the egg hard-boiled in my hand before I could crack the shell and fry it on the sidewalk! It's so hot that my ex-wife says she's hot.
It's so hot that I actually have an emotional connection with my air conditioner. It completes me.
It’s so hot people from Yuma no longer vacation here.
It’s so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat, and they were both walking. It’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog. It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omlette!
It's so hot that I am still thankful the devil has that restraining order against me because it could be hot as hell.
It's so hot that Agua Caliente Canyon was renamed Muy Caliente...
It's so hot that Finger Rock seems to be flipping us off.
It's so hot I spotted a Republican state lawmaker renting "An Inconvenient Truth" at Casa Video (hey, someone had to go there).
It's so hot that six jalapenos spontaneously combusted while waiting for a northbound trolley.
It's so hot that I just saw a bum with a sign that said "Will work for shade"
It's so hot and still the fat won't melt from my thighs...
It's hot enough to make the age-related hot flashes even worse.
--Peggy Hooley Szymeczek