Area nerd wears a pair of Google Glass ponders question of the day: Why aren't they called "Goggle Glasses"? (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

     Google Glass is a tiny online computer than can take pictures and respond to verbal commands that you can wear like eyeglasses. While the nation frets over privacy Google is working on its next project: Google suppositories. Geeks make passes at girl’s who wear Google glasses. Brave new world rule number one: If someone is looking at you and says,”delete  and permanently erase items in trash ” odds are good it’s not you they’re talking to.