Fitz Blog: Potty police

2013-03-20T15:30:00Z 2015-02-03T11:34:24Z Fitz Blog: Potty policeDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star

If any of you suspect that Arizona is in the toilet this will confirm it.

Arizona politicians are thinking about making it a crime to enter a men's room if you’re a woman. if you’re a man you better stay out of the girl's powder room. If you are a hermaphrodite please use the nearest facilities which are in New Mexico. If you are a legislator you have immunity and a boot will do just fine.

I'm glad they have the courage to address this epidemic of people using the wrong restrooms. I know we have a lot of seniors living here but poor vision is no excuse.

And it's worse than you might think. Rep. John Kavanagh, R-Fountain Hills, said the state needs to police our potties, noting the Governor once encountered a headless illegal in a porta-potty at an ASU game.

This bill is the brainchild of an incontinent Christian( Thanks for giving Christians a bad name, once again.) lobbying group that is constantly wetting its pants over the modern world. In this instance it's gender issues. Which is a problem that gives us all sleepless nights. What's a drag queen to do? Ask our Governor. I want to see his Birth certificate. Here's an interesting fact: according to lobbyist Cathy Herrod their panties-in-a-bunch group spent $1700 on adult size diapers for its three member staff since January.

In a related development it was learned that Arizona, unable to locate proper documentation, soiled its underpants and the state’s reputation on national television while waiting to use a family restroom.

Governor Jan Brewer had no comment other than to say,"Go, Arizona!"

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