Congressman Raul Grijalva is being mentioned as the next Secretary of the Interior. An environmental leader on the Natural Resources Committee, Grijlava has 3 characteristics that qualify him:

1.Oil, mining and coal interests hate him.

2.Native Americans and environmentalists love him.

3.Grijalva's Theodore Roosevelt moustache is a national park complete with its own lodge, wildlife, campgrounds, park rangers and tram tours.