The city's El Rio Golf Course is no longer being considered as a new home for Grand Canyon University because such a use of city property would generate too many jobs and too much revenue for the community. Green space matters more than greenbacks. It’s Tucson thing.
A Federal judge has found that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is fat, arrogant, bilious, buffoon who engaged in racial profiling. Arpaio's attorneys denied that he is fat. Arpaio sent detectives to Hawaii to search for the judge’s birth certificate.
A fire broke out aboard a Royal Caribbean ship Monday. The Captain, a Tucsonan, called it a dry heat.The cruise was canceled and more than 2,200 passengers aboard were delivered in wheelbarrows to a weight watchers detox center.