This just in: An Associated Press investigation has found a 94-year old nazi living in Minnesota.
I'm fairly certain I've seen a former commander of a Nazi SS-led military unit here in the winter. What are the odds he's a snowbird who visits Tucson in the winter and likes to maintain online ties with the community year-round.
Here' the story: Siegfried Von Strussel Kackendorf likes to while away his days sharing his unusual views on illegal immigrants, muslims and the poor with online news readers in various comment sections when he’s not shooting hummingbirds a or complaining to servers about his java . Kackendorf, who goes by the name “Arizona Patriot”, says he will stop commenting when the Arizona Daily Star shifts over to a Facebook format because Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg,”has a name I don’t like.”