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I suspect the Wigorama fire was caused by the spontaneous combustion of a wig known as the "Michael Jackson". Tucson Fire Department used Prell conditioner, rinsed and repeated the cycle to extinguish the blaze which leaves behind a ruin in need of an enormous toupee. A nearby transient said,"Can you believe it? Yet another downtown Tucson business takes a hosing."
Downtowners are reeling at the thought of having to shop for Merkins elsewhere.