Fitz Blog: Wigorama

2013-01-06T09:45:00Z 2013-01-06T10:32:25Z Fitz Blog: WigoramaDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star Arizona Daily Star
January 06, 2013 9:45 am  • 

TRAGIC END FOR WIG_RA_ A

I suspect the Wigorama fire was caused by the spontaneous combustion of a wig known as the "Michael Jackson". Tucson Fire Department used Prell conditioner, rinsed and repeated the cycle to extinguish the blaze which leaves behind a ruin in need of an enormous toupee. A nearby transient said,"Can you believe it? Yet another downtown Tucson business takes a hosing."

 

Downtowners are reeling at the thought of having to shop for Merkins elsewhere. 

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