Fitz Blog : Your Fitz Quiz

2013-11-04T11:45:00Z 2013-11-11T11:25:05Z Fitz Blog : Your Fitz QuizDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Dear Reader,

Here is your Fitz quiz--your “Start of the Week Seven”. Are you informed? Are you in the know? Shouldn’t you be working? If you answer all 7 questions correctly--try again next Monday. Hopefully I'll crush your self-esteem then, smarty pants.

1. Pima County Supervisor Ally Miller enjoys making ________.

a) claims about "the body snatcher pods" she's seen in the County building.

b) knitted door knob covers for her echo chamber

c) earrings out of teabags

d) allegations about Huckelberry ," that'll--hold on to your tricorn-- flip your colonial wig."

2.A famous neglected orphan who manages to endure in spite of the odds is _________.

a) Little Orphan Annie

b) Oliver Twist

c) The Little Tucson Convention Center

d)The Baudelaire children

e) Master Kino Stadium

3. Fifty years ago this November________

a) Wal-Mart set out its Christmas sales displays

b) JFK was assassinated

c) the GOP didn’t have a constructive health reform proposal then either

4.The trial of former Egyptian President Mohamed Morsy started today, four months after________.

a) he tried to sign up for Obamacare

b) a military coup removed him from power.

c) he rode on a wrecking ball with Miley Cyrus into the nose of the Sphinx

5.A Rocky Mountain News poll suggests Arizona voters are fed up with their current congressional representatives and are ready to __________.

a) feign concern

b) vote  the bums out

c) learn their names

d) watch and read less news

6. Recently Romney accused President Obama of _____

a) fundamental dishonesty in his healthcare plan

b) Insuring the 47%

c) trying to pin Romneycare on "good old Mitt Romney"

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