Fitz Blog: Your Monday Morning Fitz Quiz

2013-10-14T08:00:00Z 2013-10-14T13:09:39Z Fitz Blog: Your Monday Morning Fitz QuizDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Dear Reader,

Here is your Monday quiz--your “Start of the Week Seven”. Are you informed? Are you in the know? Shouldn’t you be working? If you answer all 7 questions correctly--try again next Monday. Hopefully I'll crush your self-esteem then, smarty pants.

Senate leaders talked but failed to_________

a) meet a deal on ending the shutdown

b) avert disaster

c) pass a disaster tax

Sarah Palin with Ted Cruz showed up at the WW2 Memorial and said ___________

a) Remember the Alamo

b) I love you veterinarians

c) Wheres the camera? I won the Battle of the Bulge with my new amazing weight loss plan. Call today!

The fact that NFL Football causes brain damage __________

a) explains Ditka

b) is the new Monday Night Football cheer

c) affects a tiny minority of men who have cerebrums

It’s a great time of year to go for a hike and find_________

a) German tourists lost since June

b) Killer Bees

c) what makes Tucson special

This week the UA’s Happiness Lecture Series kicks off with_______

a) free anti-depressants

b) a lecture on "Pursuing and Finding Happiness," by Celestino Fernández.

c) a blues concert

A FOX reporter stormed out of a White House Press Briefing when ________

a) Press Secretary Jay Carney kicked sand in his face

b) he heard Sarah Palin was free for lunch

c) Glenn Beck blew on his magic dog whistle

Former crew members are questioning the credibility of the movie “Captain Phillips” claiming that _________________

a) No one had light sabers

b) Autobot transformers were not behind the assault

c) It was Navy Seals, not the Avengers, who rescued the Captain and the crew

Hundreds descended on the World War II Memorial in Washington D.C. on Sunday calling for the impeachment of President Obama—whom they called _________

a) a Muslim Nazi Girlie Man

b) collect

c) Eleanor Roosevelt’s love child

d) A confederate flag burner.

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David Fitzsimmons is the Star's editorial cartoonist.

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