Fitz Blog: Your Tuesday Headlines

2013-10-01T08:30:00Z 2013-10-01T12:02:06Z Fitz Blog: Your Tuesday HeadlinesDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Headlines:

TEA PARTY REPUBLICANS SHUT DOWN UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WITHOUT HIJACKING AIRLINERS

al-Qaeda sends congratulations

IT’S OFFICIAL: WINTER HAS ARRIVED IN OLD PUEBLO

area man annoyed by snowbird napping in left turn lane

GRAND CANYON NATIONAL PARK, STATUE OF LIBERTY TO CLOSE

Ted Cruz's mouth to remain open

TUCSONAN FEELS COOL BREEZE

citywide day of jubilation declared

TEA PARTY DETONATES SUICIDE VEST

KILLS ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY

Blames illegal immigrants

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF NERDS ELECTS KING

Councilman Steve Kozachik cheerfully accepts

WALL STREET, BIG BUSINESS VOWS TO "BEAT

LIVING CRAP OUT OF TEA PARTY HILLBILLIES"

RETIREE STILL TRAPPED ALIVE ON MICHIGAN TURN

circling for days without water, listening to NPR

FURIOUS BARRY GOLDWATER RISES FROM DEAD

Brain eating zombie disappointed by lack of brains

among freshmen republicans in congress

STREETCAR COMING SOON

pigs seen flying over town

DOWNTOWN THRIVING, PROSPERING

ERs crowded with critics choking on gastric reflux

OBAMA: SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS NOT COVERED

Tea Party caucus discovers glitch too late

Hundreds shot in foot, bleed to death at polls

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