Fitz Blog: Your Wednesday Poll Results. Read 'em and weep.

2013-10-02T10:15:00Z 2015-02-03T11:35:53Z Fitz Blog: Your Wednesday Poll Results. Read 'em and weep.David Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Here at Fitzsimmons & No Associates Research we pride ourselves on accuracy, timeliness, our handsome white lab coats and our state-of-the-art clipboards. In the last 24-hours we polled 2,567 Americans on the matter of the government shutdown and here is what they said:

39% of Americans blame Republicans for the government shutdown

8% of Americans blame Republicans for rainy days and boils.

100% of FOX viewers blame "The Kenyan Marxist"

100% of MSNBC viewers blame FOX viewers

4% blame Insane Clown Posse

4% think Insane Clown Posse is the name of the Tea Party caucus

15% of Tea Party members blame illegal immigrants

53% blame "The 47%"

17% of Tucsonans blame the road construction crew working on Ina Road for accidentally cutting the government's cable 

11% believe the Statue of Liberty at the New York New York Casino in Las Vegas should remain open

11% are sorry they won't get to see Yosemite and meet Yogi Bear.

7% believe the government should remained closed long enough for them to complete their bunker and buy more guns

6% believe the government should remain open on Sundays and Holidays from 9 A.M. until 11:00 P.M.

3% of Americans blame al-Shabob for the shut down

and 2% blame Shish Kabob

This poll has a plus or minus error margin of 99.9%

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