Fitz: Brewer

2014-02-28T08:00:00Z 2014-02-28T09:46:57Z Fitz: BrewerDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Praising Brewer for vetoing Arizona's Anti-Gay bill is like giving me a pat on the back for saying “No, thanks, I think I’ll pass on the puke-in-paper-bag sandwich," to the crazy homeless guy.

Praising Brewer for vetoing Arizona's Anti-Gay bill is like giving the Medal of Honor to your uncle Frankie for saying,"Not a good idea" to the suicide bomber on the news.

Praising Brewer for vetoing Arizona's Anti-Gay bill is like giving a standing ovation to the bodyguard who said, "no" to Justin Bieber because, "I only want to borrow the Lamborghini to buy a hooker an AK-47 and some crack."

But because this is Arizona, I'm calling for a bronze statue, a museum and a gift shop dedicated to the Jan Brewer story, on the mall in Phoenix, in front of the Capitol.

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David Fitzsimmons is the Star's editorial cartoonist.

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