Dr. Mehmet Oz stunned observers on Capitol Hill when he announced he had lost 65-pounds during the intense congressional grilling he was getting about the dubious weight loss products promoted on his "Dr.Oz" television program. "I was amazed at the results. If I could bottle this experience and sell it to help others magically lose pounds without changing their diets or exercise habits I would! All it takes is having your core integrity assailed under the glare of the national media."

The Hearing Room was closed afterwards so Congressional custodians to mop up the sweat and urine left behind the world-famous celebrity physician.