Today a herd of bighorn sheep will be relocated to the Catalina Mountains. An additional herd will be relocated to the U of A Football team. UA Coach Rich Rodriguez said,"Nothing beats a good defense, and we could use some help, right? And the odds are good they'll actually graduate."
I hope the wildlife experts monitor their whereabouts because I fully expect that one or more will end up in a compromised position in room 118 of the Westward Look Resort with the Mayor of Toronto. We gotta watch that guy.
A smaller herd will be relocated to Pima County’s new Kino Stadium Petting Zoo to maintain the fields.
And while we are at it, I think a ram should be relocated to the Sunnyside School Board to show the amateur head butters how it’s done.
May they flourish in their new home above the range!