Fitz: Here come the Bighorns!

2013-11-18T08:00:00Z 2013-11-18T12:03:59Z Fitz: Here come the Bighorns!David Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Today a herd of bighorn sheep will be relocated to the Catalina Mountains. An additional herd will be relocated to the U of A Football team. UA Coach Rich Rodriguez said,"Nothing beats a good defense, and we could use some help, right? And the odds are good they'll actually graduate."

I hope the wildlife experts monitor their whereabouts because I fully expect  that one or more will end up in a compromised position in room 118 of the Westward Look Resort with the Mayor of Toronto. We gotta watch that guy.

A smaller herd will be relocated to Pima County’s new Kino Stadium Petting Zoo to maintain the fields.

And while we are at it, I think a ram should be relocated to the Sunnyside School Board to show the amateur head butters how it’s done.

May they flourish in their new home above the range!

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David Fitzsimmons is the Star's editorial cartoonist.

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