Fitz: Historic milestone reached: No one left to kill in Iraq

2014-06-23T09:30:00Z 2014-06-23T11:23:20Z Fitz: Historic milestone reached: No one left to kill in IraqDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Baghdad (Fitzwire) -- A milestone in the middle east was reached today when it was learned there was no one left in Iraq to kill. “Everyone's dead! I was surprised there was anyone left," said Ali Kasim, as he lay dying from a gunshot wound. "Apparently we murdered every last man, woman, and child in this country. Praise Allah!” Kasim, the last Shiite Iraqi, was shot by Yazen Habib, the last surviving Sunni in Iraq. Kasim had mortally wounded Habib at an abandoned checkpoint in what was left of Baghdad."

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