Why shove your religion down your employee’s throats when you can use Hobby Lobby’s new “True Believer” throat suppositories. Coercion required!

"We don't believe in birth control but if you're inclined (Harlot) we sell home crafting IUDs you can make out of popsicle sticks and glue."

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