Fitz: Hobby Lobby

2013-12-05T12:00:00Z 2015-02-03T11:04:33Z Fitz: Hobby LobbyDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Why shove your religion down your employee’s throats when you can use Hobby Lobby’s new “True Believer” throat suppositories. Coercion required!

"We don't believe in birth control but if you're inclined (Harlot) we sell home crafting IUDs you can make out of popsicle sticks and glue."

Endorsed by Antonin Scalia, The Cross Purposes Foundation, Fox News and Tea Party Supplies.

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