Washington (Fitzwire) -- This week in a bid to unify Iraq, President Obama  will be turning former Vice-President Dick Cheney and President George Bush over to the Iraqi Ministry of Justice where they will be tried for war crimes. “We wanted to do something to bring Iraq together. Open up a wing at Abu Ghurab. Little can be done about the blood spilled over the last decade but this is a start. We haven’t caught Rumsfeld yet but I can tell you a team of Seals is closing in on a Barnes and Noble coffee shop in Fairfax as we speak.”