Fitz: Inspectors find Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq: Religious beliefs thought responsible for deaths of millions

2014-06-19T09:30:00Z 2014-06-19T09:36:03Z Fitz: Inspectors find Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq: Religious beliefs thought responsible for deaths of millionsDavid Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Today a team of United Nations weapons inspectors located what they believe to be weapons of mass destruction. "We were scouring a sacred site and came upon so-called holy books. It was then we realized we'd happened upon a destructive force dwarfing anything we might imagine." As the team removed the sacred books and rounded up clerics a quarrel broke out in front of the holy site over proper head wear that led to a firefight lasting three days and killing forty.

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