Today a team of United Nations weapons inspectors located what they believe to be weapons of mass destruction. "We were scouring a sacred site and came upon so-called holy books. It was then we realized we'd happened upon a destructive force dwarfing anything we might imagine." As the team removed the sacred books and rounded up clerics a quarrel broke out in front of the holy site over proper head wear that led to a firefight lasting three days and killing forty.