A recent poll of the American people by Fitzsimmons & No Associates revealed a majority of Americans believe JFK not killed by a lone gunman. Here is what the American people believe:

39% believe Bill O’Reilly was responsible for killing Kennedy

29% A two-year-old Barack Obama did it.

16% al-Qaeda was behind the murder, with the help of Saddam Hussein

5% A southern actor named John Wilkes Booth

3% the C.I.A.

1% the Y.M.C.A.

1% If I tell you I'll have to kill you