Headlines from around the world:

Special envoy Dennis Rodman to visit Syria, says Dictator Assad as good at dunking baskets from outside 3-point line as he is at war crimes.

Special envoy Dennis Rodman to visit Charlie Manson, volunteers to train "Chuck" to dribble "on" court not "in" court.

Special envoy Dennis Rodman to visit Hitler in Hell, train former SS troops to shoot hoops.