Fitz: Steven Seagal for Governor 2

2014-01-07T16:00:00Z Fitz: Steven Seagal for Governor 2David Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Actor Steven Seagal promises old friend Vladimir Putin he'll work anti-terror security at Winter Olympics armed with mittens of steel and paunch of flying tiger.

Little known fact: Steven Seagal's hair made entirely of licorice handwoven by Tibetan monks.

His best starring role? Samurai Jack for Cartoon Network.

Steven Seagal hopes to produce, direct, star in an action feature filmed in Arizona called "Border under Siege 2". Straight to DVD in a month.

Steven Seagal: Chuck Norris without the brainiac baggage.

Note to Steven Seagal: Arizona already has a Governor who eats scorpions for breakfast.

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