Fitz: Vice-President Dick Cheney prays for forgiveness for Iraq, "I was wrong"

2014-06-18T09:00:00Z 2014-06-18T10:32:22Z Fitz: Vice-President Dick Cheney prays for forgiveness for Iraq, "I was wrong"David Fitzsimmons The Arizona Daily Star​ Arizona Daily Star

Vice-President Dick Cheney today told the press he regularly prays for forgiveness for the role he played in invading Iraq. "I should've made "W" triple the troop deployment. I should've made "W" drop the big one on that miserable sandbox. I should've gone over there and searched for the Weapons of Mass Destruction myself instead of trusting "experts" with the job. Forgive me, Lord, for being a weak sniveling pathetic pansy. And one more thing, Lord. Grant me the strength to make things right, this time."

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