Vice President Dick Cheney seen in a moment of quiet prayer beseeching his God for the discovery of WMDs in Iraq.

Vice-President Dick Cheney today told the press he regularly prays for forgiveness for the role he played in invading Iraq. "I should've made "W" triple the troop deployment. I should've made "W" drop the big one on that miserable sandbox. I should've gone over there and searched for the Weapons of Mass Destruction myself instead of trusting "experts" with the job. Forgive me, Lord, for being a weak sniveling pathetic pansy. And one more thing, Lord. Grant me the strength to make things right, this time."