Good morning and how is everybody doing? What a weekend. Here in Tucson we love our cats don't we? Those mountain lions had a great season and now its over. No more bighorn sheep until next fall, okay? As for the Wildcats--a dish full of cream and scratch behind the ears. You deserve a nap in the sun.
Only 9 out of the 15 hooligans nailed by T.P.D. for ruckus raising after the game were U.A. students. And all nine of them were Anthropology Majors researching native rituals.
Fitz Fact: Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. A day set aside to honor all who have served and are currently serving on the Tucson City Council.
North, South Korea swap fire, Russia deploys 35,000 near Ukraine, Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin to offer “conscious uncoupling” workshops.
Another shocking headline:
UN Panel on climate change sounds clarion bell alarm, citing cold winter, conservatives call for alarm bell clapper mufflers.
Conservatives are saying “the cost of inaction is reelection.”
"Noah" was a hit this weekend. The message in Noah is simple. We are the earth’s stewards, trickle down kills and a rising tide lifts all boats if your skipper has insider information.
Religion-based movies Hollywood should have made but never did:
- Sam Peckinpah's "David and Goliath"
- Spike Lee's "Mo' Hammed"
- Wes Craven's "Ten Plagues and the Angel of Death"
- Martin Scorsese's "Wise Men"
- David Lynch's "Buddha Gump"
This just in:
Acting unilaterally, American cable news media attacks Russia, camera crew taken hostage, graphics department reported missing and 3 news anchors killed.
The Numero Uno Question of the day:
The climate change debate that should be front and center--- Should warming deniers be set adrift on arctic ice or broiled alive in July?