This week's winner is L.S. Captioneer, "Who needs cable?" and the runners up are Michael G. Guzzo, "It gets better. Just wait for the stupid motorist scene." And Harvey T. (Big Harv), "Metal lawn chairs, open flat space, lightning bolts all around and buttered popcorn--what could possibly go wrong?" The winning caption, selected by the Star's David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday's paper.