This week's winner is Howard S. (6491) "To cut costs, the TV station hired him to create news, weather, and sports -- and all in the same broadcast" and the runners up are john j. (nikkijones) "Lets' get ready to rumble. In this corner it's McNasty Monsoon and his opponent from TEP, Buster Pole. Sorry to say, but, this will be over in a flash." and James F. (UofASouthpaw) "There should be an asterisk next to his rainfall totals." The winning caption, selected by the Star's David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday's paper.