This week's winner is: Kenneth T. (Tredwell), "Someone text Dr. Oz and ask him if this rate of dehydration is healthy." And the runners up are Korey K.(Korey K.), "I should know better than to wear black polyester here in the summer!" and Katherine P. (KK), "The sales lady lied and said this dress was "dry wick". Go find a towel and the receipt! The winning caption, selected by the Star's David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday's paper.