Fitz Cartoon Caption Contest: Week of May 16, 2012

This week’s winner is : Gary H. (Gary53),” If this new ad campaign works, we're going to have to start Weight Watchers again.” And the runners up are dan h. (jeweler) , “They're shooting because of you.” and Richard B. (Airport) ,” I really think lead-free meat is supposed to be healthier for us but I'm not so sure about the high alcohol content.”

Each Wednesday the Star publishes a Fitz cartoon without a caption. We want you to come up with the funniest caption. The deadline is 6 p.m. Thursday. The winning caption, selected by the Star's David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday's paper.

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