Winning caption

“Now we need affordable child care.” — Dale Stout


“The bigger they are, the harder they bawl.” — Mary Vida

“I’ll help you sign up so you can afford treatment for that tantrum problem.” — Marian Hill

Each Wednesday the Star will publish a Fitz cartoon without a caption. We want you to come up with the funniest caption. The deadline is 6 p.m. Thursday. Go to in your web browser (not email) to find and enter the contest. To submit a caption, you must be a logged-in, registered user of StarNet. The winning caption, selected by the Star’s David Fitzsimmons, will appear in Sunday’s paper.

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