Sensitivity training soon will turn us into drones

2013-02-27T00:00:00Z Sensitivity training soon will turn us into dronesKathleen Parker Washington Post Writers Group Arizona Daily Star

WASHINGTON

First they came for the drones. No, not the unmanned kind that kill strangers from a safe distance but the sort who sit in meeting rooms and repeat slogans until they absorb the proper way of thinking. The killers, figuratively speaking, are the diversity trainers who numb the human mind with slogans and rote instruction on emotional correctness.

Would that it were unnecessary to say "figuratively speaking," but in an era when fundamentalist literalism is on the rise, it is always necessary to be perfectly, perfectly clear. Signal: The following may include exaggerations, sarcasm and, possibly, snark, all intended to make life somewhat more bearable.

Then again, hyperbole is superfluous when real life is so absurdly over the top. Thanks to Judicial Watch, the conservative-leaning watchdog group, and The Daily Caller, we recently have learned about the U. S. Department of Agriculture's magical diversity training programs, i.e. "professional development opportunities," wherein employees learn how they ought really to "think" about things. Lessons include such angst-inspiring tropes as the U.S. has destroyed other nations; we all commit sins of discrimination; and America should repent and stop being so proud of itself.

More or less.

One does not have to be a flag-waving, über-patriot to find this sort of mind-training repugnant, though watching clips of the USDA sessions might help one better understand the recent rush to collect ammunition. (Ahem, I am merely making an observation here, not suggesting behaviors that some might find troubling or offensive; one wishes it were unnecessary to say.)

The sessions recently highlighted are not new. Most corporate employees - and all American students - have been exposed to this wee-minded busy-ness.

Once you kill the spirit, the rest is a matter of decomposition.

Exhibit A this go-round is sensitivity trainer Samuel Betances of Souder, Betances and Associates, who appears in clips culled from a 3 1/2-hour "Cultural Sensitivity Training" session that have been featured prominently in conservative media in recent days. As detailed by Caroline May at The Daily Caller, Betances leads a group through a process of self-enlightenment. (See sarcasm note above.)

"I want you to say: 'If we work for a federal agency.' Say that. (Audience repeats) 'We have discriminated in the past.' (Audience repeats) Say: 'Every federal agency,' (Audience repeats) 'has discriminated against African-Americans,' (Audience repeats) 'Hispanics,' (Audience repeats) 'Native American Indians,' (Audience repeats) 'and other groups' (Audience repeats)," Betances preaches.

In other clips, Betances regales his audience with a little history lesson. Not only did the U.S. steal the lands that are increasingly being populated by illegal immigrants (Texas, California, Arizona) - hence, implicitly, they have a right to reoccupy - but America's Founding Fathers took their governing cues from Native Americans. Oh, and they stole their symbol, too - the bald eagle.

Well, gosh, I feel so bad about all this that I'd like to cede the lower U.S. to Mexico and adopt the chicken as the national symbol.

This is, of course, emotional extortion designed to engineer behavior while enriching people who have invented an industry around the notion that people can be numbed into niceness and, therefore, more easily managed. It is helpful to recall that drones are also stingless bees.

Sensitivity training, alas, is one of the many legacies of our sundering of the family, which has led necessarily to greater dependence on third parties to instruct and order.

We are unlikely to hear much about that in the next government diversity seminar and, soon enough, there will be none left to recognize that there is something wrong with this picture.

Email Kathleen Parker at kathleenparker@washpost.com

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