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Fitzwire- Science identifies where lawmakers come from and there are no surprises

Fitzwire- Science identifies where lawmakers come from and there are no surprises

 “Ever wonder what happened to the weird outcasts in school who were bullies?"

March 13, 2015 11:30 amLoading…
Fitzwire- Vandals, juvenile delinquents praise Governor Ducey’s education budget

Fitzwire- Vandals, juvenile delinquents praise Governor Ducey’s education budget

Fitzwire- Friday morning thousands of punks, school vandals and graffiti artists will be ditching class to march in front of the Capital in Phoenix in support of Governor Ducey’s budget. One of the organizers spoke to us. We are not identifying the 14-year old juvenile because of his age. “W…

March 13, 2015 11:30 amLoading…
Fitzwire- Plague of flying pests misidentified as Crane Flies hits Tucson

Fitzwire- Plague of flying pests misidentified as Crane Flies hits Tucson

Thousands of delivery drones, thought to be Crane Flies, were swatted by Tucsonans.

March 13, 2015 11:00 amLoading…
Fitzwire-Florida officially bans the words "climate change"and “Holy ****! There’s a Manatee in my living room!”

Fitzwire-Florida officially bans the words "climate change"and “Holy ****! There’s a Manatee in my living room!”

Fitzwire- Florida’s Republican Governor Rick Scott today unveiled his complete list of banned words, terms and phrases in a press conference outside his Tallahassee office. "Climate change"and “for the love of God help me I'm drowning" will no longer be welcome in the Governor’s office. The …

March 12, 2015 5:00 pmLoading…
Fitzwire-Congressional Republicans defy do-nothing label, work to incite cataclysmic war with Iran.

Fitzwire-Congressional Republicans defy do-nothing label, work to incite cataclysmic war with Iran.

Fitzwire- Republicans are working around the clock to incite a war with Iran, in the words of  Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, "on behalf of their nation, their constituents and their major defense industry donors." Many would support the tough negotiations being conducted…

March 12, 2015 2:30 pmLoading…
Sniping

Sniping

American Sniper: A popular cinematic treat about a beloved soldier who sniped over a hundred men, women and children he privately considered sub-human savages, people who made the error of defending their sectarian interests from a misguided armed invasion that was launched on false pretense…

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…
Kurds liberate Kobani form ISIL with U.S. aerial coalition support

Kurds liberate Kobani form ISIL with U.S. aerial coalition support

May God speed and protect the American coalition forces that flew 700 missions against ISIL , assisting the Kurds in their tenacious liberation of Kobani this week.

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…

TUSD announces plan to put middles schoolers armed with pepper spray in local high school

Tucson Unified School District in a bold move to raise revenues will be placing middle school students in a TUSD high school, armed only with pepper spray and day-glo safety helmets. The children will be accompanied by a "Survivor" film crew from CBS. With product placement and program syndi…

January 28, 2015 11:30 amLoading…
Ducey speaks

Ducey speaks

What I wouldn't give for rational, reasoning leadership. Misty-eyed Governor Ducey believes the corporate tax cuts need a chance to work in spite of abundant evidence such tax cuts only stimulate the economies of amoral corporations and their shareholders.

January 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Je suis Charlie

Je suis Charlie

On Wednesday gunmen massacred the staff of a satirical paper in Paris hoping to avenge Allah by silencing 4 eminent cartoonists. Instead, by their heinous actions they have made the work of these great cartoonists known worldwide in the flash of a tweet. The reaction of civilization has been…

January 07, 2015 6:00 pmLoading…
"An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of  "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!"

"An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!"

Dave Fitzsimmons presents "An Arroyo Café Christmas", a production of  "The Old Pueblo Radio Show-Garrison Keillor eat your heart out!" performed live at the Rialto Theater in downtown Tucson Saturday, December 20th, at 2 P.M.. You are invited to the magnificent Rialto Theater, in the heart …

December 07, 2014 6:00 amLoading…
The Fitzsimmons Family Thanksgiving Prayer

The Fitzsimmons Family Thanksgiving Prayer

Four hours and seven minutes ago our family brought forth on this table a Thanksgiving dinner, conceived in our kitchen, and dedicated to the proposition that all relatives are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great war of serving spoons and words, testing whether this family, so con…

November 26, 2014 11:00 amLoading…
An oldie but goodie: The mystery of the missing Thanksgiving

An oldie but goodie: The mystery of the missing Thanksgiving

The dame handed me a shopping list and rubbed her wedding ring like she was rubbing a genie’s lamp. I set down my detective work, rolled back from my desk and said, “Your wish is my command, kitten.”

November 23, 2014 6:00 amLoading…

Fitz: Mike Hammer-like sleuthing to solve the mystery of the missing Thanksgiving

The dame handed me a shopping list and rubbed her wedding ring like she was rubbing a genie’s lamp. I set down my detective work, rolled back from my desk and said, “Your wish is my command, kitten.”

November 09, 2013 12:00 amLoading…

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