If you thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" was bad well then get ready for Presidential book season. My favorite? Mike Huckabee's "God, guns, grits, goobers, gonads, and Gomers", followed by Rand Paul's "Tom Friedman was right. The World is flat".
Headline of the Week: Jon Stewart to quit, gives up on Arizona entirely,"some things just aren't funny anymore."
I'm sure I misheard Sen. John McCain when he said Sarah Palin "still has a strong base of support" if she decides to seek the Republicans' presidential nomination. Really? I thought sure he said Sarah Palin has a strong base of support if she decides to seek mental health treatment for delus…
Contrite NBC anchor, Brian Williams, admits was not in a helicopter shot down in Iraq in 2003, but claims responsibility for capturing Saddam Hussein using Al Roker as body shield.
Headline: 98% of Americans unscathed by “war on terror”, relieve guilt, support troops by seeing “American Sniper”, sacrificing afternoon at matinee, some forgo popcorn, volunteer for multiple showings
U.S. nuclear deal reduces India’s dependence on fossil fuels, Indian reactors to produce weapons grade curry
Nation that said yes to “Sharknado 3” grousing about Bush/Clinton rematch.
Study: Nation relieved Super Bowl to give millions of dull alpha males safe and meaningless conversation topic for weeks
With the exception of perfecting the turkey, Thanksgiving is a no-pressure holiday. No gifts to give, no expectations dashed, nothing to do but glory in family and friends.
It’s a great time of year to go for a hike in the desert and find yourself. All I found was a swarm of Killer Bees and a German tourist who’s been lost since June.
Fox News won the 2013 Nobel Prize for Physics by proving that dense objects exist in a parallel universe.
Mount Rushmore is closed. Not because of the Republican shutdown. Washington, Jefferson, Teddy and Lincoln can’t stop rolling their eyes and gagging.