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Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

If you thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" was bad well then get ready for Presidential book season. My favorite? Mike Huckabee's "God, guns, grits, goobers, gonads, and Gomers", followed by Rand Paul's "Tom Friedman was right. The World is flat".

February 18, 2015 6:30 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Headline of the Week: Jon Stewart to quit, gives up on Arizona entirely,"some things just aren't funny anymore."

February 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

I'm sure I misheard Sen. John McCain when he said Sarah Palin "still has a strong base of support" if she decides to seek the Republicans' presidential nomination. Really? I thought sure he said Sarah Palin has a strong base of support if she decides to seek mental health treatment for delus…

February 07, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Contrite NBC anchor, Brian Williams, admits was not in a helicopter shot down in Iraq in 2003, but claims responsibility for capturing Saddam Hussein using Al Roker as body shield.

February 06, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Thursday's Funny Fitz Five

Thursday's Funny Fitz Five

Headline: 98% of Americans unscathed by “war on terror”, relieve guilt, support troops by seeing “American Sniper”, sacrificing afternoon at matinee, some forgo popcorn, volunteer for multiple showings

February 05, 2015 7:30 amLoading…
Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

U.S. nuclear deal reduces India’s dependence on fossil fuels, Indian reactors to produce weapons grade curry

January 31, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Nation that said yes to “Sharknado 3” grousing about  Bush/Clinton rematch.

January 30, 2015 8:00 amLoading…
Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Study: Nation relieved Super Bowl to give millions of dull alpha males safe and meaningless conversation topic for weeks

January 28, 2015 6:00 pmLoading…
A bit of thanks from Tucsonans

A bit of thanks from Tucsonans

With the exception of perfecting the turkey, Thanksgiving is a no-pressure holiday. No gifts to give, no expectations dashed, nothing to do but glory in family and friends.

November 24, 2013 12:00 am Photos

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Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

It’s a great time of year to go for a hike in the desert and find yourself. All I found was a swarm of Killer Bees and a German tourist who’s been lost since June.

October 18, 2013 7:00 amLoading…
Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fox News won the 2013 Nobel Prize for Physics by proving that dense objects exist in a parallel universe.

October 11, 2013 7:00 amLoading…
Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Mount Rushmore is closed. Not because of the Republican shutdown. Washington, Jefferson, Teddy and Lincoln can’t stop rolling their eyes and gagging.

October 04, 2013 7:00 amLoading…

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