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Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

If you thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" was bad well then get ready for Presidential book season. My favorite? Mike Huckabee's "God, guns, grits, goobers, gonads, and Gomers", followed by Rand Paul's "Tom Friedman was right. The World is flat".

February 18, 2015 6:30 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Headline of the Week: Jon Stewart to quit, gives up on Arizona entirely,"some things just aren't funny anymore."

February 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

I'm sure I misheard Sen. John McCain when he said Sarah Palin "still has a strong base of support" if she decides to seek the Republicans' presidential nomination. Really? I thought sure he said Sarah Palin has a strong base of support if she decides to seek mental health treatment for delus…

February 07, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Contrite NBC anchor, Brian Williams, admits was not in a helicopter shot down in Iraq in 2003, but claims responsibility for capturing Saddam Hussein using Al Roker as body shield.

February 06, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Thursday's Funny Fitz Five

Thursday's Funny Fitz Five

Headline: 98% of Americans unscathed by “war on terror”, relieve guilt, support troops by seeing “American Sniper”, sacrificing afternoon at matinee, some forgo popcorn, volunteer for multiple showings

February 05, 2015 7:30 amLoading…
Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

U.S. nuclear deal reduces India’s dependence on fossil fuels, Indian reactors to produce weapons grade curry

January 31, 2015 6:00 amLoading…
Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Nation that said yes to “Sharknado 3” grousing about  Bush/Clinton rematch.

January 30, 2015 8:00 amLoading…
Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Study: Nation relieved Super Bowl to give millions of dull alpha males safe and meaningless conversation topic for weeks

January 28, 2015 6:00 pmLoading…
Steller: Barber speaks on 'seduction' of D.C., election loss

Steller: Barber speaks on 'seduction' of D.C., election loss

Congressman reflects on the good, bad of serving.

December 25, 2014 6:00 pmLoading…

Boehner on immigration: 'We will not stand idle'

Boehner said it was Obama's fault because lawmakers didn't trust him.

November 21, 2014 9:10 am Related Loading…

Dems re-elect Pelosi as House minority leader

Democrats consider Nancy Pelosi a tough leader and tremendous financial asset.

November 18, 2014 8:33 amLoading…

Brown enters race for Congress in District 1

Tucson Republican Jim Brown filed candidate paperwork to run for Congress in District 1.

January 21, 2014 12:00 amLoading…
Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

It’s a great time of year to go for a hike in the desert and find yourself. All I found was a swarm of Killer Bees and a German tourist who’s been lost since June.

October 18, 2013 7:00 amLoading…
Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fox News won the 2013 Nobel Prize for Physics by proving that dense objects exist in a parallel universe.

October 11, 2013 7:00 amLoading…
Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Fitz Blog: Your Friday Funnies

Mount Rushmore is closed. Not because of the Republican shutdown. Washington, Jefferson, Teddy and Lincoln can’t stop rolling their eyes and gagging.

October 04, 2013 7:00 amLoading…

Kathleen Parker: Shutdown, schmutdown

In life, context is everything; in Washington, leverage is everything else.

October 02, 2013 12:00 amLoading…

Sarah Garrecht Gassen: We 'Ordinary Americans' deserve informed candidates

Fall brings several benchmarks: the pumpkin farm, my annual baking imperative, the inevitable hopeful excursion into nature that ends with sunburn and the realization that it really is still hot, even though we wish it weren’t so.

September 26, 2013 12:00 amLoading…
Groups, politicians continue push for immigration reform

Groups, politicians continue push for immigration reform

Politicians and activists in favor of immigration reform haven’t taken a break from pushing for legislation that would bring 11 million people out of the shadows.

August 28, 2013 12:00 amLoading…

Congress passes bill renewing anti-violence law

WASHINGTON — House Republicans raised the white flag Thursday on extending domestic violence protections to gays, lesbians and transsexuals after months of resisting an expansion of the Violence Against Women Act.

February 28, 2013 4:27 pmLoading…

Judge moves up Loughner sentencing date

September 28, 2012 1:58 pm

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