Ducey boosters call dramatic education cuts "long overdue, brave and timely"
Everything you need to know to enjoy our carnival de los libros.
“Ever wonder what happened to the weird outcasts in school who were bullies?"
Fitzwire- Friday morning thousands of punks, school vandals and graffiti artists will be ditching class to march in front of the Capital in Phoenix in support of Governor Ducey’s budget. One of the organizers spoke to us. We are not identifying the 14-year old juvenile because of his age. “W…
Thousands of delivery drones, thought to be Crane Flies, were swatted by Tucsonans.
Fitzwire- Florida’s Republican Governor Rick Scott today unveiled his complete list of banned words, terms and phrases in a press conference outside his Tallahassee office. "Climate change"and “for the love of God help me I'm drowning" will no longer be welcome in the Governor’s office. The …
Fitzwire- Republicans are working around the clock to incite a war with Iran, in the words of Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, "on behalf of their nation, their constituents and their major defense industry donors." Many would support the tough negotiations being conducted…
Fitzwire-(Washington) Hammered Secret Service agents, mistaking the White House for the frat house they lived in while they were in college, Tappa Tappa Kegga, plowed into the security fence that surrounds the executive mansion and scared the carrots out of Michelle Obama's garden. A spokesp…
Fitz gives you the best of Mrs. Clinton's digital diary.
Talks turns to roping, riding and wrassling the news of the week.
If you like torture then stay awake through "Fifty Shades of Grey."
Well, that was a lovely Arab Spring wasn't it? I'll forgo my sun bonnet and parasol and opt for kevlar. Check out the Arab Spring Collection from Iraq, Yemen, Syria, Egypt, and Libya, featuring chic manacles, stylish burkas, designer whips and dashing executioner hoods.
If you thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" was bad well then get ready for Presidential book season. My favorite? Mike Huckabee's "God, guns, grits, goobers, gonads, and Gomers", followed by Rand Paul's "Tom Friedman was right. The World is flat".
A tall tale of romance, tumbleweeds, Western wooing and campfire canoodling.
Headline of the Week: Jon Stewart to quit, gives up on Arizona entirely,"some things just aren't funny anymore."