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David Fitzsimmons

Fitz: Anti-Immigration protesters overrun "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland

Fitz: Anti-Immigration protesters overrun "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland

Fitzwire--Today in Anaheim, California, anti-immigration protesters from Arizona overran the "It's a small world " ride at the Disneyland theme park when it was rumored to be carrying undocumented immigrant children from Central America. Led by Pinal County Sheriff Paul Babeau and Republican…

July 16, 2014 9:30 amLoading…
Fitz Cartoon Extra: Oracle

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Oracle

How I saw it.

July 15, 2014 2:30 pmLoading…
Fitz: Cartoon Extra

Fitz: Cartoon Extra

This is one I drew for the syndicate. I thought you'd enjoy it.

July 15, 2014 11:00 amLoading…
Fitz: Walking memory lane with the 'doll' from Globe

Fitz: Walking memory lane with the 'doll' from Globe

Former Arizona Governor Rose Mofford was master of humor, common sense.

July 05, 2014 12:00 am Photos

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Fitz: A fractured history of our flag

Fitz: A fractured history of our flag

A 4th of July history of "Old Glory"

July 04, 2014 12:00 amLoading…
Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me. World Cup fever.

Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me. World Cup fever.

Sometimes there isn't room on the page for the cartoons I draw for the syndicate. This one speaks for itself.

July 01, 2014 11:00 amLoading…
Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me. The Court rules.

Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me. The Court rules.

Sometimes there isn't room on the page for  the cartoons I draw for the syndicate. This one speaks for itself.

June 30, 2014 7:00 pmLoading…

Fitz: Huppenthal's back

After reading an insightful column critical of state Superintendent of Public Instruction John Huppenthal, I checked out the associated online comments and stumbled upon this delightful exchange:

June 28, 2014 12:00 amLoading…
Fitz: Hillary claims  Clintons "dead broke" after White House

Fitz: Hillary claims Clintons "dead broke" after White House

During her book tour Hillary Clinton claimed she and the President were "dead broke" when they left the White House. "I know what it's like to try to make ends meet. We were so broke we were unable to afford to hire Joe Biden to clean the swimming pool at our New York estate. And he was offe…

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Fitz: Pope excommunicates Mafia, joins Italian witness protection program, rumored to be tango instructor in Budapest

Fitz: Pope excommunicates Mafia, joins Italian witness protection program, rumored to be tango instructor in Budapest

Rome (Fitzwire)--Rumors are flying about the whereabouts of  Pope Francis, who vanished hours after excommunicating all members of the Mafia during a visit to Calabria, Italy, a center for organized crime. Some suspect he was encouraged to join the Italian witness protection program and relo…

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Fitz: Hillary book bumped off Amazon bestseller list to #13.

Fitz: Hillary book bumped off Amazon bestseller list to #13.

Los Angeles (Fitzwire)--This week "Hard Choices" by Hillary Clinton was bumped off the Amazon bestseller list to #13. Here are the current top twelve bestsellers that knocked off the undeclared Presidential contender:

June 23, 2014 4:30 pmLoading…
Fitz: Historic milestone reached: No one left to kill in Iraq

Fitz: Historic milestone reached: No one left to kill in Iraq

Baghdad (Fitzwire) -- A milestone in the middle east was reached today when it was learned there was no one left in Iraq to kill. “Everyone's dead! I was surprised there was anyone left," said Ali Kasim, as he lay dying from a gunshot wound. "Apparently we murdered every last man, woman, and…

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Fitz:Dr. Mehmet Oz loses 65-pounds during congressional grilling about dubious weight loss products he promotes

Fitz:Dr. Mehmet Oz loses 65-pounds during congressional grilling about dubious weight loss products he promotes

Dr. Mehmet Oz stunned observers on Capitol Hill when he announced he had lost 65-pounds during the intense congressional grilling he was getting about the dubious weight loss products promoted on his "Dr.Oz" television program. "I was amazed at the results. If I could bottle this experience …

June 22, 2014 6:00 pmLoading…
Fitz: In bid to unify Iraq Obama announces arrest of Bush, Cheney, others to come

Fitz: In bid to unify Iraq Obama announces arrest of Bush, Cheney, others to come

Washington (Fitzwire) -- This week in a bid to unify Iraq, President Obama  will be turning former Vice-President Dick Cheney and President George Bush over to the Iraqi Ministry of Justice where they will be tried for war crimes. “We wanted to do something to bring Iraq together. Open up a …

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Fitz: Long-lost toy truck brings flood of memories

With son leaving for college, dad suddenly turns sentimental. 

June 21, 2014 12:00 amLoading…
Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me

Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me

Sometimes there isn't room on the page for  the cartoons I draw for the syndicate. This one speaks for itself.

June 19, 2014 7:00 pmLoading…
Fitz: Inspectors find Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq: Religious beliefs thought responsible for deaths of millions

Fitz: Inspectors find Weapon of Mass Destruction in Iraq: Religious beliefs thought responsible for deaths of millions

Today a team of United Nations weapons inspectors located what they believe to be weapons of mass destruction. "We were scouring a sacred site and came upon so-called holy books. It was then we realized we'd happened upon a destructive force dwarfing anything we might imagine." As the team r…

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Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me

Fitz: Some cartoons are just for me

Sometimes there isn't room on the page for  the cartoons I draw for the syndicate. Here's one I liked. The radical right mouthpieces are now running the show.

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Fitz: UA to slash NPR, KUAZ budget, Klick to stay, Klack to go, fewer things considered

Fitz: UA to slash NPR, KUAZ budget, Klick to stay, Klack to go, fewer things considered

Southern Arizona’s public radio and television broadcaster is facing $2 million in cuts being phased in by the University of Arizona starting next month.

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Fitz: Vice-President Dick Cheney prays for forgiveness for Iraq, "I was wrong"

Fitz: Vice-President Dick Cheney prays for forgiveness for Iraq, "I was wrong"

Vice-President Dick Cheney today told the press he regularly prays for forgiveness for the role he played in invading Iraq. "I should've made "W" triple the troop deployment. I should've made "W" drop the big one on that miserable sandbox. I should've gone over there and searched for the Wea…

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Fitz: McCain calls on Obama to invade Iraq, aiming to blame Obama for strategic blunder

Fitz: McCain calls on Obama to invade Iraq, aiming to blame Obama for strategic blunder

Senator John McCain today called on President Obama to launch a full-scale invasion of Iraq, saying his Republican colleagues would support such an action without reservation.

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Fitz: U.S. offers to trade Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to Taliban for stick of gum

Fitz: U.S. offers to trade Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to Taliban for stick of gum

The White House announced plans for another controversial swap, this time involving an Iraqi and any Afghan wiling to bargain. Specifically, President Barack Obama ordered the United States State Department to offer to trade Iraq's Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki for a stick of gum, a camel, …

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Fitz: Mood dims when Sour Frank packs his rifle for a pancake run

There was a little excitement down at the Arroyo Cafe when Sour Frank walked in packing heat. South of his belly he’d shoved a Magnum, in his vintage holster he’d planted his precious old Colt, and across his ample back was slung a freshly oiled Bushmaster AR-15.

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Fitz:Far-right Tea Partier takes down big not-far-right-enough Republican Eric Cantor,  Barbarians at the Gates of the G.O.P., D.C. in flames

Fitz:Far-right Tea Partier takes down big not-far-right-enough Republican Eric Cantor, Barbarians at the Gates of the G.O.P., D.C. in flames

Far-right Tea Partier takes down big not-far-right-enough Republican Eric Cantor,  Barbarians at the Gates of the G.O.P., DC in flames

June 11, 2014 9:00 am Photos

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Fitz:Hillary Clinton memoir on sale everywhere, mostly in lobby of every motel Bill Clinton might visit

Fitz:Hillary Clinton memoir on sale everywhere, mostly in lobby of every motel Bill Clinton might visit

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s story of the crises, choices, and challenges she faced during her four years as America’s 67th Secretary of State go on sale tomorrow in bookstores everywhere, and, according to our inside source," in the lobby of every motel in America that Bill Clinton might drop i…

June 09, 2014 3:00 pmLoading…

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