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Pranksters give some Tucson potholes bright green turf toupees
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Pranksters give some Tucson potholes bright green turf toupees

Janet Miller, a resident in the Armory Park Neighborhood, and friend Elizabeth Garber filled in several potholes with fake grass at Fourth Avenue and 16th Street not out of anger and frustration, but “just for the fun of it.”

Maybe the grass isn’t always greener in Armory Park, but the potholes certainly are.

Some merry pranksters have filled the potholes at Fourth Avenue and 16th Street with carefully cut patches of fake grass. Ten of the crumbling craters now sport bright green turf toupees.

The illicit landscaping appeared in early January, much to the delight of some nearby residents. They assumed it was a protest aimed at drawing the city’s attention to all the road damage in their historic neighborhood south of downtown.

“I’ve never seen them fix a single (pothole). They just keep getting bigger and bigger,” said Jackie Lanni, who paused to admire the small patches of grass as she walked her dogs.

The holes are especially bad on Fifth Avenue, she said, and there’s one on 21st Street that’s “big enough to bathe a small child in.”

“You can’t miss it, especially with your car,” Lanni said.

Peaceful pothole protests have become a viral sensation in recent years, with residents around the world highlighting the holes in their streets by posing dolls in them, pretending they’re bathtubs or turning them into planters for flowers and Christmas trees.

Last year, graffiti artists in Middlesbrough, England shamed authorities into fixing their potholes by spray-painting the pavement around them with giant penises.

The patches of fake grass in Armory Park seem downright tame by comparison. Plus you can still drive over them without damaging your car.

City spokesman Andy Squire laughed when he heard about the guerrilla art project.

“That is both hilarious and painful simultaneously,” he said, before referring all questions to the Tucson Department of Transportation.

Department spokesman Mike Graham said city road crews just wrapped up a two-week pothole blitz during which they patched 5,800 holes.

Last year, the department fixed 60,000 of them, but Graham said the problem is so big that crews have to prioritize the hazards that pose the greatest safety risk. They also rely on the public’s help to find out about potholes, missing signs and other issues.

“We’re in reactive mode,” Graham said. “We encourage people to call us and let us know. If we don’t know about it, we can’t fix it.”

Right now, the city has four pending service requests in the Armory Park neighborhood, including one made Jan. 9 for potholes at Fourth and 16th.

A dog and its owner walk past potholes at Fourth Avenue and 16th Street that were filled in with turf by Janet Miller, a resident in the Armory Park Neighborhood, and friend Elizabeth Garber.

Noah Silbercoats lives just down the street from the grassy holes. He is not sure the roads in Armory Park are any worse than anywhere else.

“It’s Tucson. There are potholes,” he said.

Silbercoats also isn’t convinced that the fake grass was meant as a protest. He said he knows the artist who did it, and he believes her motivations were “a little more nuanced than that.”

As it turns out, Silbercoats is right.

The holes were landscaped by Armory Park resident artist Janet Miller, but not out of anger and frustration.

“My friend Elizabeth Garber and I greened up the potholes just for the fun of it,” Miller explained in an email.

She said she scavenged the fake grass from someone’s curbside trash pile on the city’s “Brush and Bulky” pickup day.

She tested out her idea on a single hole on Fifth Avenue in October. When that patch of turf was still there in early January, she and her friend decided to fill in the ones at Fourth and 16th, in front of the OK Market that Miller also helped decorate.

Call it an act of unsanctioned street beautification by an Armory Park resident who has even learned to see the silver lining in suspension-rattling pits in the pavement.

“I used to be irritated by the city ignoring the potholes in the neighborhood, until I realized they actually slow traffic down,” Miller said. “So I celebrate them now.”

Contact reporter Henry Brean at 520-573-4283 or hbrean@tucson.com. On Twitter: @RefriedBrean

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