The 10 most significant javelina pet peeves:

  1. Vandal-proof dumpsters
  2. Arizona Game and Fish agents
  3. Snowbirds who call them "Piggies"
  4. Taxidermists
  5. Tranquilizer darts
  6. Limited availability of prescription eyeglasses suitable for Javelina
  7. “Do Not Feed the Javelina” signs
  8. Tusk plaque
  9. Chewy prickly pear
  10. Scent gland jokes