Study: Nation relieved Super Bowl to give millions of dull alpha males safe and meaningless conversation topic for weeks
Small drone crashes at White House, Amazon delivery of "Fifty Shades of Gray" found in tree, Bill Clinton back-order
King of Saudi Arabia dies, credited with bringing nation from stone age into the dark ages with modern kangaroo hide leather whips with loop braided nylon tips, easy grip handles, available in a range of colors
Republicans head to Iowa for straw poll with insightful voters who saw Michelle Bachmann's potential as national joke before anyone else in 2014
If the Clintons and the Bushes are a dynasty then "Duck Dynasty" is America’s “Downton Abbey”.

