The 10 most significant javelina pet peeves:
- Vandal-proof dumpsters
- Arizona Game and Fish agents
- Snowbirds who call them "Piggies"
- Taxidermists
- Tranquilizer darts
- Limited availability of prescription eyeglasses suitable for Javelina
- “Do Not Feed the Javelina” signs
- Tusk plaque
- Chewy prickly pear
- Scent gland jokes
