Jumping cholla cactus.
You know better than to go outside without shoes, but you did anyway and now you've got some cactus needles in your foot.
What should you do? Before you try a shot of tequila, stay sober and get those needles out. The tequila can come later when you're sure you won't need to drive to the doctor's office.
There is a lot of advice online about cactus needles but most of it is quite similar. The steps are the same no matter where you got poked.
Sources: WikiHow and Discover Magazine

