RSSA Blog By Cartoonist David Fitzsimmons

Guns

Guns

I believe every sane non-felonious citizen has the right to carry a firearm for personal defense. In fact, I'm fine with concealed, or open ca…

June 25, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

The Tucson Sunworshippers Top Ten Admonitions

The Tucson Sunworshippers Top Ten Admonitions

Top Ten Phrases we Tucsonans use to tell you that you have gotten way too much sun lately and it's time to come inside:

May 23, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Texas hosts Anti-Buddhist “Draw Buddha” cartoon contest

Texas hosts Anti-Buddhist “Draw Buddha” cartoon contest

When the Anti-Buddhist “Draw Buddha” cartoon contest exhibit opened in Steer Pickle, Texas, tensions we're running high. The contest was spons…

May 23, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Friday Fitz

Friday Fitz

Congratulations, Arizona Film Commission! Did you know that "Mad Max: Fury Road" was filmed entirely on I-10? Yeah. Me, either.

May 22, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

The Ten most significant Javelina Pet Peeves

The Ten most significant Javelina Pet Peeves

The Ten most significant Javelina Pet Peeves:

May 21, 2015 6:00 pmLoading…

Fitz: Gov. Ducey announces 18 yummy new flavors for summer!

Fitz: Gov. Ducey announces 18 yummy new flavors for summer!

Governor Ducey announces 18 new ice cream flavors,. Add your own to the list:

May 20, 2015 5:00 pmLoading…

The Governor stops in at the Arroyo Cafe

The Governor stops in at the Arroyo Cafe

Gov. Doug Ducey recently came down to Southern Arizona and after a tough day of interviews and photo-ops he stopped in at the Arroyo Cafe.

May 18, 2015 5:30 amLoading…

Archie Burke, teacher

Archie Burke, teacher

When I was in the sixth grade I had terrible allergies. Both of my parents chain smoked in the house. Staying well in that toxic environment w…

May 13, 2015 5:00 pmLoading…

Fitz Show

Fitz Show

This Sunday, at 2PM, at the Rialto get ready to enjoy the live taping of our amazing show--"The Old Pueblo Radio Show"!

May 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Fifteen Lesser known off Broadway shows written about Tucson

Fifteen Lesser known off Broadway shows written about Tucson

Fifteen Lesser known off Broadway shows written about Tucson:

May 02, 2015 5:30 amLoading…

Fitz Funnies

Fitz Funnies

I need to change the pads on my cooler. My swampbox is in such bad shape I heard a mosquito inside singing “Blue Bayou.”

May 01, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Fitz retiring

Fitz retiring

After 30 years Fitz calls it quits.

April 01, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Fitzwire- Science identifies where lawmakers come from and there are no surprises

Fitzwire- Science identifies where lawmakers come from and there are no surprises

 “Ever wonder what happened to the weird outcasts in school who were bullies?"

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Fitzwire- Vandals, juvenile delinquents praise Governor Ducey’s education budget

Fitzwire- Vandals, juvenile delinquents praise Governor Ducey’s education budget

Fitzwire- Friday morning thousands of punks, school vandals and graffiti artists will be ditching class to march in front of the Capital in Ph…

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Fitzwire- Plague of flying pests misidentified as Crane Flies hits Tucson

Fitzwire- Plague of flying pests misidentified as Crane Flies hits Tucson

Thousands of delivery drones, thought to be Crane Flies, were swatted by Tucsonans.

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Fitzwire-Florida officially bans the words "climate change"and “Holy ****! There’s a Manatee in my living room!”

Fitzwire-Florida officially bans the words "climate change"and “Holy ****! There’s a Manatee in my living room!”

Fitzwire- Florida’s Republican Governor Rick Scott today unveiled his complete list of banned words, terms and phrases in a press conference o…

March 12, 2015 5:00 pmLoading…

Fitzwire-Congressional Republicans defy do-nothing label, work to incite cataclysmic war with Iran.

Fitzwire-Congressional Republicans defy do-nothing label, work to incite cataclysmic war with Iran.

Fitzwire- Republicans are working around the clock to incite a war with Iran, in the words of  Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConne…

March 12, 2015 2:30 pmLoading…

Fitzwire-Drunk secret service agents crash into White House fence, thought it was their frat house

Fitzwire-Drunk secret service agents crash into White House fence, thought it was their frat house

Fitzwire-(Washington) Hammered Secret Service agents, mistaking the White House for the frat house they lived in while they were in college, T…

March 12, 2015 9:30 amLoading…

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Ducey

Fitz Cartoon Extra: Ducey

March 12, 2015 7:00 amLoading…

Fitzsimmons' Rodeo Cartoons

Fitzsimmons' Rodeo Cartoons

A Valentine's Day sampler of Fitzsimmons cartoons

February 25, 2015 12:42 pm Photos

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Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

Wednesday's Funny Fitz Five

If you thought "Fifty Shades of Grey" was bad well then get ready for Presidential book season. My favorite? Mike Huckabee's "God, guns, grits…

February 18, 2015 6:30 amLoading…

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Headline of the Week: Jon Stewart to quit, gives up on Arizona entirely,"some things just aren't funny anymore."

February 13, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Fitzsimmons' Valentine's Day Cartoons

Fitzsimmons' Valentine's Day Cartoons

A Valentine's Day sampler of Fitzsimmons cartoons

February 12, 2015 12:42 pm Photos

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Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

Saturday's Funny Fitz Five

I'm sure I misheard Sen. John McCain when he said Sarah Palin "still has a strong base of support" if she decides to seek the Republicans' pre…

February 07, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Friday's Funny Fitz Five

Contrite NBC anchor, Brian Williams, admits was not in a helicopter shot down in Iraq in 2003, but claims responsibility for capturing Saddam …

February 06, 2015 6:00 amLoading…

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