David Letterman occasionally skewered Arizona in his Top Ten lists, especially after Arizona passed its toughest-in-the-nation immigration law. Here’s a sample, plus a quiz question.
Top Ten Signs Your Neighbor Is An Alien
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
1. Authorities from Arizona just hauled him back to Neptune
Top Ten Questions on the ‘American Idol’ Application
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
4. Do you have your papers in case we do an audition show in Arizona?
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win The Miss USA Pageant
Thursday, May 13, 2010
8. As Miss Arizona, your talent: harassing folk who don't belong here
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Top Ten Items Sold At Radio Shack
Wednesday, March 5, 2014
2. Male-To-Male Plug Adaptors (Not available in Arizona)
Top Ten Signs Your Football Team Isn't Ready For The Season
Thursday, September 9, 2010
8. Field goal kicker still trying to get over Arizona border
Top Ten Things Overheard In The Jockey Room At The Kentucky Derby
Friday, April 30, 2010
4. "I'm from Arizona police department -- let's see your paper"
Top Ten Surprises In Al Gore's Global Warming Movie
Sunday, June 4, 2006
6. Refers to Arizona as being "Hotter than Tipper's ass”
Top Ten Highlights Of Past Political Conventions
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
5. John McCain forgets why he's on stage, begins calling bingo numbers
Quiz
Letterman always said the Top Ten lists came from the “home office.” Its location changed over the years. Where was the original home office?
Scottsdale

